You Can Tell It's Spring When the Dolphins Return

  The other morning I had the front door open and heard one of the sure signs that spring is coming. I heard the happy ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah of the returning dolphins. And then, as soon as I heard that I was very confused. Probably as confused as you are reading this. (What the heck is that woman talking about?!?) Dolphins? What about robins?

Then I realized it wasn't dolphins. It was just some seagulls on the neighbor's roof. For whatever reason they were speaking dolphin.

Now I'm just waiting for the robins to show their little feathered faces.

Quack!