Red-Eyed Demon-Rat

What, again with the evil gerbil? Get over it already! But I can't! He's truly evil! And he's living in my house!

An Evil Gerbil Haiku:

Gray furry cuteness,
A cloak hiding pure evil,
Living in my house.

Red-eyed demon-rat.
Disguised as a pet gerbil.
How long do they live?



Quack!