Butt Loaf Meat Cramps

What's that you say? Butt loaf meat cramps?! That sounds disgusting! What are you talking about??

I'm talking about butt loaf meat cramps, that's what!

The kids like to watch iCarly. I think all kids like iCarly. It's a very popular show, and quite good. Have you ever watched it? I won't go out of my way to watch it, but if the kids have it on I don't mind stopping and watching. But anyway, back to the topic - butt loaf meat cramps.

It's a funny thing to say, isn't it?

Well, there was an episode of iCarly where one of the characters had to sit on various food-stuffs and try to guess what they were sitting on. I think that was the gist of it. Well, Spencer sat on meat loaf. And at one point he said something about a meat loaf butt cramp. (I would probably get a butt cramp from sitting on meat loaf too.)

And the kids were telling me about this episode (which I missed) and I thought meat loaf butt cramps sounded funny. So I tried to say it. But didn't get it quite right and out came 'butt loaf meat cramps'. Which sounds even funnier. And even more gross.

So we all laughed at Mommy's silliness and tongue-twisted ways. And then spent the rest of the day saying "Butt loaf meat cramps!"

Quack!