Family Resolutions (Just Don't Tell Them)

As I said yesterday, I resolve to drink more milkshakes. But what about the rest of the family? What do they resolve? Let's see. I imagine that . . .

• The hubby resolves not to make resolutions (although he will partake of mine - milkshake anyone?)
  
• Sweet Pea resolves to tease her brothers less (until we let her out of her room again, then all resolutions are off)
• Snickers resolves to get more fresh air (every time we push him outside. Go play!)
• Doodlebug resolves to get more exercise (running around and around the house shooting bad guys and rounding up misplaced kitties)
• Mister Sinister (mystery snail) resolves to get out more (stay tuned for his upcoming rainforest adventure)
  
• Frosty (gerbil) resolves to bite us less (if we stop trying to pick him up)
• Oreo and Eleanor (guinea pigs) resolve to eat healthier (every time we bring them some more lettuce, celery and carrots)
• Sandy (gerbil) resolves to keep his cage cleaner (by kicking all the chips and unmentionables out of the cage, onto the floor)
• Sunny, Guppy 1, Guppy 2, Guppy 3, Guppy 4 and Guppy 5 (fish) resolve to spend more time with family (after they make more family - I expect baby guppies any day)
• Crudmuffin (ghost shrimp) resolves to live another day (Crawly died the other day and Creepy is missing. There's some bad shrimp mojo going on in that tank)

Quack!